Comments on: Status Report http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html check out the archive for more posts Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:19:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: Greg Thomas http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-92 Greg Thomas Sun, 04 Feb 2007 18:02:19 +0000 http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-92 I went to visit 'Skip' at 'work' at Ameristar Tuesday. I now support the increase in the minimum wage. I went to visit ‘Skip’ at ‘work’ at Ameristar Tuesday. I now support the increase in the minimum wage.

]]> By: Bob http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-38 Bob Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:11:20 +0000 http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-38 Thanks Bonnie. Hank and I could have a race, but that wouldn't be fair. I have too big of a head start on him. One of my ***hole buddies asked me how I would be able to tell if I lost any hair. Easy. I counted them before I started my chemo......... Thanks Bonnie. Hank and I could have a race, but that wouldn’t be fair. I have too big of a head start on him. One of my ***hole buddies asked me how I would be able to tell if I lost any hair. Easy. I counted them before I started my chemo………

]]> By: Bonnie Luttbeg http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-35 Bonnie Luttbeg Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:02:22 +0000 http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-35 I can't believe I am actually doing this because I am very, very internet ignorant. Am so sorry to hear your news, Hank has been on the top of our prayer list but I'm sure he won't mind sharing it with you, he also has had some hair lost, maybe the two of you could have a race of some sort. I can’t believe I am actually doing this because I am very, very internet ignorant. Am so sorry to hear your news, Hank has been on the top of our prayer list but I’m sure he won’t mind sharing it with you, he also has had some hair lost, maybe the two of you could have a race of some sort.

]]> By: Greg Thomas http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-29 Greg Thomas Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:43:03 +0000 http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-29 Bob we shared a lot of things in high school and shorthly thereafter as memory serves. We shared blond hair ( we both had some then ), similiar clothing ( remember those coats? ), jobs ( Micky-Dees and Reeb's...remember the night you and Tom went out of town with the night deposit under the seat? ), cars ( your 57 Chevy 210 Blue Sedan and my 'faster' Bel Air Hardtop ), amd of course, girls ( ME and MJ... I was first on both! ) but Bob we never shared cash! Greg Bob we shared a lot of things in high school and shorthly thereafter as memory serves. We shared blond hair ( we both had some then ), similiar clothing ( remember those coats? ), jobs ( Micky-Dees and Reeb’s…remember the night you and Tom went out of town with the night deposit under the seat? ), cars ( your 57 Chevy 210 Blue Sedan and my ‘faster’ Bel Air Hardtop ), amd of course, girls ( ME and MJ… I was first on both! ) but Bob we never shared cash! Greg

]]> By: Bob http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-24 Bob Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:41:55 +0000 http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-24 Cute Will........... Cute Will………..

]]> By: Will http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-23 Will Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:21:02 +0000 http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-23 I'm afraid 'ol Bob has been paying a little too much attention to "Judge Judy" and not enough to Sue. I hate to be a bearer of tails but, here's another little incident that came up recently. When Bob & Sue went to the doctor the other day, Sue decided to see what she could do about a little "issue" she and Bob had been having for years. Sue pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?" Sue frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed. "Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing." Sue was delighted. After Bob's treatment they left. When they returned for the next check up, the doctor asked her if his idea worked, "How did it go?" Sue shook her head saying, "Terrible, doctor, terrible." "It didn't work?" "Yes," Sue said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years." "Then what is the problem, ma'am?" "Well," said Sue, "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again!" Boy, Bob, talk about a Big Mac attack! I’m afraid ‘ol Bob has been paying a little too much attention to “Judge Judy” and not enough to Sue. I hate to be a bearer of tails but, here’s another little incident that came up recently.

When Bob & Sue went to the doctor the other day, Sue decided to see what she could do about a little “issue” she and Bob had been having for years.

Sue pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.”

The doctor smiled and said, “Have you tried to give him Viagra?”
Sue frowned. “Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,” she claimed.

“Well,” the doctor continued, “Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.”

Sue was delighted. After Bob’s treatment they left.

When they returned for the next check up, the doctor asked her if his idea worked, “How did it go?”

Sue shook her head saying, “Terrible, doctor, terrible.”

“It didn’t work?”

“Yes,” Sue said, “It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I’d had in 25 years.”

“Then what is the problem, ma’am?”

“Well,” said Sue, “I can’t ever show my face in McDonald’s again!”

Boy, Bob, talk about a Big Mac attack!

]]> By: Bob http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-20 Bob Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:19:02 +0000 http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-20 Send me a bill...... Send me a bill……

]]> By: Ryan http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-19 Ryan Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:48:41 +0000 http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-19 <blockquote>I don’t want to blow through all our money</blockquote> Then it wasn't really wise to enter into this website hosting arrangement; we're expensive. I'll take that extra 10% you're skimming to put towards your service contract, and I'll send the goons by to pick up the balance each month.

I don’t want to blow through all our money

Then it wasn’t really wise to enter into this website hosting arrangement; we’re expensive. I’ll take that extra 10% you’re skimming to put towards your service contract, and I’ll send the goons by to pick up the balance each month.

]]> By: Jane Hudson http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-16 Jane Hudson Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:11:53 +0000 http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-16 I'm going to leave this subject to Chuck. When he gets back on-line, I'm sure he will have something profound to say about sending you money!!!! I’m going to leave this subject to Chuck. When he gets back on-line, I’m sure he will have something profound to say about sending you money!!!!

]]> By: Hans http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-11 Hans Sat, 20 Jan 2007 20:37:16 +0000 http://skippyhawk.com/2007/01/20/status-report.html#comment-11 That sounds complicated. If you just asked everyone to tithe it might be easier. Seriously (as if you want any more "seriously"s), I'm glad to see you are coping openly and with so much support. Regardless of what doctors and your body throw your way, you can still have amazing quality with the help of loved ones. That sounds complicated. If you just asked everyone to tithe it might be easier.

Seriously (as if you want any more “seriously”s), I’m glad to see you are coping openly and with so much support. Regardless of what doctors and your body throw your way, you can still have amazing quality with the help of loved ones.

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